How to FRED

For Dummies

"It's fast and it's furious... I like it.
-- Happy Customer
"Where there's a ball, there's a Fred. It's like it's onmipresent!
-- Happy Customer
"Does it see through the eyes? Like... does it see into your soul?
-- Interested Customer
"Who's a good robot? Who's a good robot? You are! Yeah, you- Oh crap I angered it, NO! It's CHASING me! HELP! Somebody! Anybo... --
-- Deceased Customer
-- Fred